We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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