he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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