it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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