Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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