Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize