He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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