Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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