It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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