I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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