Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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