He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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