Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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I have feelings that need drinking.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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