She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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