he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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