he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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