I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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