go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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