I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I need to sanitize my soul.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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