Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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