drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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