it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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