it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I am spending my child support on dildos
it was like eating out sand paper
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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