That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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