a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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