So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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