it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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