is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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