I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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