We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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