I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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