That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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