i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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