I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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