dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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