That's intense
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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