Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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