hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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