apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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