did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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