we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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