i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Drake has all the answers
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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