I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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