if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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