I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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