I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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