oh god the rape fog is back!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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