so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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