I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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