just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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