This dress was meant to end up on your floor
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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