O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm too high and old for this...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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